Why I Hate Alarm Clocks.

I hate alarm clocks. Sometimes I feel like they just sit their, mocking me as I sleep, singing to themselves, "One more hour and I can ruin your entire day! Mua-ha-ha!" The fact is, alarm clocks were made by evil scientists who wish to rule the world by ruining everyone's day.
And I honestly do blame my alarm clock for ruining my day everyday, as well as the days of my family.

This is the cycle of my day, everyday:

My alarm clock does not go off, even though I set it the night before,

Because

It's just dumb like that.

So

I do not wake up on time

So

My mum has to wake me up

So

I am grumpy,

Because 

I am up late 

And

I have to rush

So

My mom is grumpy

Because 

I have to rush

So

She yells at my to hurry up

So

I yell back that I'm trying.

So 

My dad wakes up and is irritated

So

He yells at my mom to calm down

And

He yells at me to hurry up

So

I yell back

And

My mom yells back

So

My brother wakes up

And

He is also grumpy now

Because 

We are all yelling

So

He moves super slowly 

And 

So on

So

My mum and I finally leave

But

We're both grumpy, along with everyone else in our family

So 

I go to school

And

I feel like shit

So

I have a bad day

And

I'm grumpy

And

People are mad that I'm grumpy

So

I get a lot of crap from people

So

I'm even more grumpy

So

I come home

And

I find my mom has also had a bad day

Because

She was grumpy this morning

And

My brother had an even worse day

Because

He has sanity issues and is kinda crazy without being grumpy

But

He was grumpy 

And 

He went to school

And

He had a shitty day

And

He got in trouble

So

He is probably suspended or something

So

My mom is pissed

And 

My dad comes home

And

He also had a bad day

And 

Then he hears about my brother

And 

He is mad

At the same time

I am online

Because

I'm trying to calm down from my shitty day

But

I have homework and chores

And

They don't get done right away

So 

My mum and dad are more mad

So 

They yell at my brother and me

So

We yell back

So 

We get grounded

Meaning

I can't get online

So

I can't talk to people and get unstress-ified

So

I'm more stressed out

And

I stress everyone else out

So

Everyone is stressed out

And because of this

I forget again to fix my alarm clock before I go to bed.

See how it's the alarm clock's fault. SEE?